Kimberly Johnson- Realtor

09/16/2026

Football ready! Tailgate friendly. Who are you watching this weekend? How Bout Dem DAWGS! Sic 'em! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!

09/13/2026

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09/12/2026

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09/11/2026

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09/09/2026

A new report says 70% of housing markets now favor buyers or are trending that way, the most buyer-friendly conditions since at least 2018. But the shift isn't happening everywhere at once. Here's how to tell where your market actually stands.

09/09/2026

09/05/2026

🚨 UNPOPULAR OPINION… but hear me out. 😂

Y’all are REALLY worried about where Sako is… 👀

Meanwhile, Dalton may have just given the internet a FREE masterclass in how to:

💰 Make money
📈 Build an audience
🎭 Keep everybody entertained
🕵️ Turn thousands of complete strangers into unpaid detectives
⚖️ AND expose just how many unpaid judges Facebook has! 😂😂😂

Because BABYYYYY… y’all have investigated this situation harder than the FBI. 😭

Checking profiles.
Watching stories.
Reading comments.
Comparing screenshots.
Analyzing body language.
Building timelines.
Issuing VERDICTS. 😂😂

Some of y’all done prosecuted, convicted AND sentenced folks and ain’t even heard opening arguments! ⚖️😭

And Dalton?

Dalton might be somewhere like:
“Keep commenting.” 😂💰🏦
Because every argument… Every share… Every reaction… Every “WAIT A MINUTE, DID Y’ALL SEE THIS?!” 👀

Just keeps the attention going.
Plot twist: While everybody is busy trying to figure out who played who… THEY might’ve already secured the bag and set themselves up for LIFE. 🤷‍♀️💰

And if that’s the case???
Baby, the internet wasn’t watching the show…
Y’ALL WERE THE SHOW. 😭😂😂😂

Moral of the story:
STOP being an unpaid judge, detective, prosecutor, relationship counselor AND private investigator in somebody else’s life…
WHEN YOU COULD BE GETTING PAID IN YOUR OWN! 💯💰

Now carry on, Facebook Detectives. 🕵️‍♀️😂
Because apparently ALL of us are invested in a story and NOBODY has seen the final episode yet. 🍿👀

09/05/2026

Call me today to navigate this ever changing market.

08/12/2026

Landlords in 2006:
“$500 rent, $250 deposit. You got a job? Cool, here’s the keys.”

Landlords in 2016:
“$850 first, $850 last, $850 deposit… don’t ask questions. This is a deal.”

Landlords in 2026:
“Alright so boom —
• 3x the rent (before taxes, after taxes, spiritually too)
• $2500 first month
• $2500 last month
• $2500 deposit (non-refundable if we vibe check you wrong)
• 680 credit score minimum… but we prefer 750+
• No pets. (Yes for $100monthly a pet)No kids. No candles. No smoking. No va**ng. No breathing. No existing.
• $85 application fee (we will ghost you btw)
• $300 late fee if your payment blinks at 12:01
• 6 references, 4 pay stubs, your horoscope chart
• Background check, foreground check, side quest check
• Fee for utilities.
Apartment:
550 sq ft (including the emotional damage)
Carpet seen 3 recessions
Fridge hums like it’s fighting demons
Stove got a lean like it’s tired too
Listing says: ✨“Luxury living”✨
😭💀

Copy and paste if you agree!! Rent is ridiculous in these times!!

04/18/2026

SB 292, the Alabama Property Protection Act, has been signed into law by Governor Ivey as Act 2026-536.👏 This legislation is a major step forward in protecting property owners from title fraud, where criminals impersonate owners to sell or encumber property without their knowledge. The Act adds both prevention measures and faster remedies to detect fraud early, clear title, restore ownership, and prosecute offenders. It also requires identity verification at key stages of listing, selling, and transferring property.

The Act strengthens criminal penalties for fraudulent property transfers, establishes the Alabama Title Fraud Recovery Fund to support victims, and provides an expedited court process to restore ownership of fraudulently obtained property. It also allows probate judges to implement notification systems that alert property owners when documents affecting their property are filed.

Recent data shows that title fraud frequently targets mortgage free, vacant, or unimproved properties in rural areas.

The Alabama Property Protection Act of 2026 was supported by the Alabama Bankers Association, Southeast Land Title Association, Alabama Land Title Association, and Alabama REALTORS®. Thank you to Governor Ivey and members of the Alabama Legislature for their leadership in protecting Alabama property owners.