09/07/2026
Roughly six months before I got my real estate license, I resigned from Carvana, after somewhere between four and five years there.
I somehow got hired despite being wildly underqualified by somebody who took a chance on me that I probably didn’t deserve. It turned into one of the best professional experiences I’ve ever had.
Mostly because of the people.
While I was out on paternity leave for six weeks, someone printed roughly 30 of these and hung them throughout the entire inspection center. Bathrooms, urinals, walls. Everywhere.
Upon returning, as a victim of workplace bullying, I naturally took immediate action.
I left every single one of them up.
They stayed there for probably another six months, during which employees continued vandalizing them and creating an increasingly hostile work environment.
As you can see in the second photo, even my missing-person posters were not safe.