09/25/2026
Things that instantly tell me you’re a real estate agent…
Do you love a good view? You might be a real estate agent.
Do you fake “hire” your friends to be content film crew? You might be a real estate agent.
Do you have great attention to detail? You might be a real estate agent.
Do you like finding unique features in a home such as a private outdoor space that screams Zelda? You might be a real estate agent.
Do you instantly picture film locations in listings? You might be a real estate agent. (And creative).
Do you simultaneously close deals during happy hour? You might be a real estate agent.
Do you love a classic prewar with character? You might be a real estate agent.
Do you sometimes forget to eat lunch? You might be a real estate agent?
Do you ask people where they live and usually know the building? (Yes this is only slightly unhinged and you might be a real estate agent.)
Do you know how to pivot and get a deal done? You ARE a real estate agent. 😎