06/12/2026
This one is much closer to the premium, editorial direction you’ve been building.
A couple tweaks I’d make in Canva:
* Make “What would yours say?” about 15–20% smaller.
* Move the logo slightly lower.
* Add a very subtle paper texture or folded-paper effect to make it feel like an actual warning label card.
* Reduce the headline size just a touch more so there’s even more negative space.
For the caption, I’d use:
Let’s have some fun with this one…
If houses came with warning labels, what would yours say?
🏠 “May result in frequent Home Depot visits.”
🏠 “Contains at least one mystery light switch.”
🏠 “Weekend projects included at no extra charge.”
🏠 “You’ll swear you’re done renovating. You’re not.”
Now it’s your turn.
Drop your home’s warning label in the comments 👇
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