08/03/2026
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother, the one and only Matthew Todd! Ladies and gentlemen… the legend is another year older! This guy can put away 20 pounds of steak like a lion on the Serengeti after skipping breakfast for a week. Rumor has it he benches 4,687 pounds for 25 reps before his morning coffee. Scientists are still trying to figure out how. Let’s not forget his accomplishments:
• GQ Magazine’s “Man of the Year” for 10 straight years.
• Triathlon machine.
• Amazing husband.
• Spectacular father.
• Best Friend Award winner.
• Coach of the Year… for 85 consecutive years! (Don’t ask how the math works.)Matt, you truly inspire everyone around you. Your work ethic, your dedication to your family, your leadership, and the way you encourage others to be better are just a few of the reasons so many people look up to you. You’re proof that greatness isn’t just about strength—it’s about character. Now, as much as I love you, there are a couple of things that will NEVER happen…First, I will never work out with you in the gym! Standing next to your muscles makes me question every life decision I’ve ever made. You don’t motivate me—you expose me! Second, you and I will never end up on the beach with our shirts off. Your chest and my mess were never meant to meet in public! But… there is ONE competition I know I can finally win. If we ever have a contest to see who can jump higher… buddy, you’re going down! My legs are basically mattress springs with shoes on them! I’ll be airborne while you’re still deciding which calf muscle to flex! Happy Birthday, Matt! I love you like a brother. Thank you for being such an incredible friend, an amazing human being, and someone who inspires everyone lucky enough to know you. Here’s to another year of crushing goals, making memories, and somehow getting even stronger. Love you, buddy! Have an absolutely incredible birthday!