08/27/2026
First, he got caught sleeping on the job. 😴💼
Then he wasted absolutely NO time filing for Workman’s Comp. 🏥💰😂
And now?! He’s moved on to destroying company equipment. 🤦♀️🤣
At this point, I’m starting to think Prancer may not be employee-of-the-month material. 🐶😂
His performance review is NOT looking good… but unfortunately, management thinks he’s too cute to fire. 🐾❤️
🏡 BUT… if you’re looking to BUY or SELL a home, he may suddenly find the energy to clock back in and get some work done! 😂
Apparently real estate leads are the only thing that can motivate this employee. 🏠🐶📞