15/07/2026
I am SO ready to trade,
fully compliant, fully legal, AMLS nearly sorted
I just needed one tiny HMRC tweakment so I can sell houses without accidentally committing a financial crime.
Spent 1 hour 30 mins today trying to fix this microscopic AMLS detail, only to be told to “go online.”
Babes… I’ve been online for 13 DAYS. I’m basically a GOV.UK woodland creature now.
Your local estate agent is not ok 🆘
Send 🍷
Send prosecco
Send someone who can explain AMLS without crying.
And yes, I did mention a very tongue‑in‑cheek “I’m done” comment, and the advisor immediately announced he had to file a welfare report.🙄🙄
Sir… I needed one compliance tweak, not a full safeguarding saga.
If you see me wandering around Chipping Sodbury clutching prosecco and muttering “AMLS… HMRC… why…”, mind your business — I’m legal, just lightly traumatized 😂🩷