Jessica Gentry, Realtor

09/20/2026

🚨 Think you’re a Foothills local? Let’s test that theory. 😂🏔️

There are certain things you do around here that IMMEDIATELY tell the rest of us…

“Ohhhh. You’re new here.” 😏

Maybe it’s how you drive Highway 285.
Maybe it’s your reaction to wildlife. 🦌
Maybe you put your trash out the night before without securing it and woke up to a neighborhood-wide garbage scavenger hunt. 🐻💀

Some lessons you learn quickly when you live in the Colorado Foothills.

I put together 8 Things That Will Immediately Expose You as NOT Being a Foothills Local — and I have a feeling a few of these are going to call some people OUT. 😂

👇 How many are you guilty of?

Read it here:
https://jessicagentryrealtor.kw.com/blog/8-things-that-will-immediately-expose-you-as-not-being-a-foothills-local

And Foothills locals… what did I miss?! 👀🏔️

You can buy the Subaru. You can put a Colorado sticker on your water bottle. You can even start wearing a puffy jacket with shorts. But eventually… we’ll know. 😂

09/19/2026

🏔️ Welcome to Alma, Colorado… where the elevation is high and apparently so are your expectations for oxygen. 😂

Sitting at over 10,000 feet, Alma is the kind of place where you walk up one flight of stairs and immediately question your cardiovascular health.

Tiny town. BIG mountain views. 🏔️
Quirky locals.
Moose casually wandering around like they pay property taxes.
And weather that can experience all four seasons before you finish your b**r. 🍺❄️☀️🌨️

Plus, you're just down the road from Fairplay and Hoosier Pass, with Breckenridge waiting on the other side.

Basically, Alma is Colorado mountain living with the difficulty level turned up a notch.

Come for the views. Stay because you're still catching your breath. 😂🏔️

09/19/2026

🚨 OPEN HOUSE TODAY! 🏡🏔️

Okay, mountain-home shoppers… get in the car. 😂

I’ll be hanging out at 56216 Frontage Road in Shawnee TODAY from 11–1, and you should probably come see what’s waiting for you up Highway 285.

✔️ Take a gorgeous mountain drive
✔️ Tour a Victorian mountain home
✔️ Ask me ALL the questions
✔️ Start imagining your life in the Foothills
✔️ Possibly make a very expensive impulse purchase 😏😂

KIDDING. Sort of.

No pressure, no awkward sales pitch — just come take a look, explore Shawnee and see if this could be the mountain move you've been waiting for.

📍 56216 Frontage Road | Shawnee, CO 80475
⏰ TODAY | 11 AM–1 PM

Already pre-approved and ready to make a move? Even better. Come see me! 🔑🏔️

Because scrolling Zillow from the couch is fun and all… but eventually you have to put pants on and go see the house. 😂

09/18/2026

⚾️🎆 Rockies + Fireworks = my kind of Friday night!

Heading to the Colorado Rockies game tonight and sticking around for the fireworks show afterward! Because apparently watching baseball at Coors Field with a cold drink in hand wasn’t already Colorado enough. 😂

Will the Rockies win? Who knows.
Will I have a good time anyway? Absolutely.
Will I stay for every last firework? You bet your ass I will. 🎆😂

There’s just something about a summer night at Coors Field, the Denver skyline, baseball, good company, and fireworks lighting up the sky. ❤️⚾️

Colorado really does know how to do summer nights.

09/17/2026

🏡 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY | 11–1 🏔️

Your Saturday plans called. They said you need to get out of Denver and come look at mountain houses. 😏

I don’t make the rules.

Come see me at 56216 Frontage Road in Shawnee this Saturday from 11–1!

Take the drive up 285, enjoy the mountain views, wander through a house, and casually start questioning why you still live down the hill. 😂

Already pre-approved and seriously looking for your mountain home? PERFECT. You’re my people. Come check it out and let’s talk.

Not sure if this is the one? That’s okay too. I happen to know a thing or two about buying homes along the 285 corridor, and I’m happy to point you in the right direction.

📍 56216 Frontage Road | Shawnee, CO 80475
📅 THIS SATURDAY
⏰ 11 AM–1 PM

Come say hi! 👋
And yes… you’re allowed to fall in love with the house. That’s kind of the point. 😉🏡

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56216-Frontage-Rd-Shawnee-CO-80475/463223746_zpid/?utm_campaign=zillowwebmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

09/16/2026

WAIT… you’re telling me I don’t need 20% down?! 😱

Yep. That whole “I need to save $100K before I can even THINK about buying a house” thing?
Not necessarily.

Depending on the loan program, qualified buyers may be able to purchase with as little as $0 down. 👀🏡

So if you’ve been sitting on the sidelines because you assumed you needed a giant pile of cash first… we should probably chat.

Step one isn’t having 20% saved.
Step one is figuring out what you actually qualify for.

And no, I won’t hound you afterward like a used-car salesman. 😂 I’ll educate you, help you build a game plan, and you can move when YOU’RE ready.

📲 Already pre-approved? Even better. Let’s go find you a mountain home.

09/15/2026

OPEN HOUSE
📍 56216 Frontage Road | Shawnee, CO 80475
📅 THIS SATURDAY
⏰ 11 AM–1 PM

09/15/2026

🏡 OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY | 11–1 🏔️

Your Saturday plans called. They said you need to get out of Denver and come look at mountain houses. 😏

I don’t make the rules.

Come see me at 56216 Frontage Road in Shawnee this Saturday from 11–1!

Take the drive up 285, enjoy the mountain views, wander through a house, and casually start questioning why you still live down the hill. 😂

Already pre-approved and seriously looking for your mountain home? PERFECT. You’re my people. Come check it out and let’s talk.

Not sure if this is the one? That’s okay too. I happen to know a thing or two about buying homes along the 285 corridor, and I’m happy to point you in the right direction.

📍 56216 Frontage Road | Shawnee, CO 80475
📅 THIS SATURDAY
⏰ 11 AM–1 PM

Come say hi! 👋
And yes… you’re allowed to fall in love with the house. That’s kind of the point. 😉🏡

Listed by the wonderful Trang Janick

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/56216-Frontage-Rd-Shawnee-CO-80475/463223746_zpid/?utm_campaign=zillowwebmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

09/14/2026

🏜️ Okay New Mexico… you’ve been keeping secrets. 👀

If you’ve never been to Kasha-Katuwe Tent Rocks, add this one to the adventure list!

These crazy cone-shaped rock formations look like something straight out of another planet. 🌎 You’ve got towering “tent” rocks, narrow slot canyons, gorgeous desert scenery and the kind of landscape that makes you stop every five minutes for another photo. 😂📸

Mother Nature was clearly feeling a little extra when she made this place.

🥾 Hiking
🏜️ Slot canyons
🤯 Seriously cool rock formations
📸 Photo opportunities EVERYWHERE
🚗 100% worth the adventure

Colorado will always have my heart, but I’m not opposed to crossing state lines when the scenery is showing off. 😏

New Mexico… I see you. 👏

Who’s been to Tent Rocks?!

https://share.google/laOjTWUlg77I0cvTC

09/13/2026

🏈🧡 IT’S BAAAAACK!!! 🖤🏈

The first Sunday of football season is HERE and I am freakin’ READY. 😂🙌

My Sundays now officially consist of football, yelling at the TV like the players can hear me, questionable language, snacks, and an unreasonable amount of emotional investment in grown men chasing a football. 😂

And most importantly…

🐅 WHO DEY, BABY!!! 🧡🖤

Time to root on my BENGALS and convince myself that this is our year — because that’s what we do. 😏😂

If you need me on Sundays for the foreseeable future… check the couch first.

WHO DEY!!! 🐅🏈🧡🖤