EXP Realty - Florida

05/28/2026

Don’t miss our next Florida State Meeting on Tuesday, June 2nd at 9:30 am est.
Join MC Managing Broker Patricia Solivan Lopez and Chase Green to discover how Citrus Title can help agents grow their business.

When: Tuesday, June 2nd @ 9:30 AM EST
Where: FL Auditorium in eXp World
Join here: exp.world/flauditorium

05/27/2026

Join us for a Special Session of Pathfinder! Join MB Laura Muno and Guest Russ Laggan, VP of Training as he Gets Down and Dirty. Real talk about selling and how to really connect with people.

When: Thursday, May 28th @ 9:00 AM EST
Where: FL Auditorium in eXp World
Join here: exp.world/flauditorium

05/27/2026

Join us for our next Broker Workshop Series! Managing Broker Annabelle Sireci will be teaching Short Sales 101 for REALTORS® What you need to know & how to help . Don’t want to miss it!
When: Thursday, May 28th @ 10:00 AM EST
Where: FL Auditorium in eXp World
Join here: exp.world/flauditorium

05/27/2026

Florida is one of the only places on Earth where the geography itself feels slightly unhinged… and honestly that’s exactly why people love it. 🌴🌊💀

Because somebody looked at a giant swamp peninsula hanging into hurricane water and said:

“You know what?
Let’s put 23 million people here.”

And somehow it worked. 😭

Florida stretches nearly 450 miles from top to bottom, which means this state basically contains:

• tropical islands
• giant wetlands
• beach cities
• cow pastures
• rocket launch sites
• theme parks
• retirement communities
• fishing towns
• jungle-looking highways
• and at least one alligator currently judging traffic from a drainage ditch.

North Florida still feels a little Southern:

• pine forests
• small towns
• college football everywhere
• random boiled peanut stands
• and thunderstorms that appear out of absolutely nowhere.

Then Central Florida becomes pure controlled chaos:

• Disney traffic
• I-4 psychological warfare
• endless suburbs
• afternoon lightning storms
• tourists making illegal U-turns across six lanes 😭

And South Florida?

That’s an entirely separate reality.

Palm trees.
Ocean everywhere.
Luxury condos.
Boats.
Heat.
Humidity.
People driving like they’re actively fleeing the law.

Meanwhile the Everglades are just sitting there quietly containing:

• alligators
• pythons
• panthers
• mosquitoes large enough to file taxes
• and water that looks calm until something prehistoric blinks at you 💀

Then there’s the coastline.

Florida has over 1,300 miles of coastline, which basically means no matter where you are, eventually you’ll run into:

• beach traffic
• salt air
• thunderstorms rolling offshore
• or somebody towing a boat with extreme confidence and minimal preparation.

And somehow…
the weather is even crazier than the geography.

Florida doesn’t experience weather normally.

Florida experiences atmospheric mood swings.

One minute:

☀️ perfect sunshine
🌴 blue skies
🍹 calm breeze

Thirty minutes later:

⛈️ lightning everywhere
🌧️ sideways rain
🚨 emergency weather alerts
🌀 patio furniture achieving flight

Then the sun comes back out immediately like nothing happened. 😭

And despite all the chaos…
Florida somehow developed its own identity:

part tropical paradise…
part swamp survival simulator…
part retirement village…
part wildlife documentary.

It’s one of the only states where:

• iguanas fall from trees
• alligators appear in golf courses
• hurricanes get ranked like sports teams
• and people still wear hoodies when it’s 72 degrees. 🌴💀

Hot.
Chaotic.
Beautiful.
Humid.
Completely unpredictable.

And deep down…
Florida wouldn’t want to be normal even if it tried. 🌊🐊☀️



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05/27/2026

05/21/2026

Reminder we will be closed Monday, May 25th

05/21/2026

Congratulations to the TOP 10 Producers in the US for April ! Way to go!

05/21/2026

Congratulations to our TOP 10 Teams and Individuals for April 2026!

05/20/2026

Don’t miss our next Florida State Meeting Tuesday, May 26th at 9:30 am est.
Join MC Managing Broker Annabelle Sireci and back by popular demand- Garrett Huffman, Icon Agent teaching about
"THE 8 SLICES OF THE PIE"

When: Tuesday, May 26th @ 9:30 AM EST
Where: FL Auditorium in eXp World
Join here: exp.world/flauditorium

05/20/2026

Join us for our next Broker Workshop Series! Managing Broker Michele Williams will be teaching Stop The Steal- A Guide to Preventing Deed-Land and Wire Fraud . Don’t want to miss it!
When: Thursday, May 21st @ 10:00 AM EST
Where: FL Auditorium in eXp World
Join here: exp.world/flauditorium