Real Estate Jake PDX

06/23/2026

Final walkthrough of a fixer HUD home in SE Portland
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Offer in one day before cutoff and after back & forth HUD accepted! Priced at 265k, my buyer secured it at 248k, previously appraised at 330k+ W/ an ARV of 415k+
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It’s crucial to let the data speak about numbers. There’s something numbers can’t account for- your neighbors & feel of the hood.. and we met nearly all of them haha so far just delightful.
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What makes this property even more desirable is the lack of traffic as it’s not a through street but still very accessible to surrounding shopping/parks/205/84. Not to mention the bones on this damn place are phenomenal! It’s a moderate to heavy cosmetic fixer which is exactly where big value add opportunities lie without the huge risk/liability inherent in structural/systemic issues.
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All in all, a perfect match for my buyer’s budget/location/repairs/risk/reward. Wouldn’t you want to walk into immediate 80k upside? This doesn’t happen overnight, nor is it a single instance of collaboration.
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06/04/2026

Congrats to the lucky winners of the $5000 giveaway! And everyone who entered will be getting the handyman voucher shortly 🤩 what do you have in mind for your 2hr free service?

06/02/2026

We're pending! In a special kind of way though.. Bumpable status 👊 That means our current offer has a contingency and therefore we are still able to market the property + review offers from new buyers! If the buyer waives their contingency then we'll go pending and come off market. If you or anyone you know is looking for a super cute Milwaukie/Ardenwald home.. check it out ASAP! Open house this weekend and agents inquiring.

MLS #: 431687027

05/28/2026

Still 3 days left to enter!!!
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Click through link or DM me!
ENTER TO WIN one of 14 prizes – total value of $5,000✨
Invite your significant other for a needed retreat🧘or gather a couple of your besties for fun weekend getaway 🍷and enter to win any of the above prizes! 🏆

Giveaway Details Include:
-Cascada Spa package, Kahneeta Hot Springs Resort package, or Mt. Hood Adventure Park Adrenaline Pass for 4 (6 winners @ $500)
-Fine dining experience at Kann or Janken, Skydiving experience, Wine tasting experience, or Yeti Cooler (6 winners @ $300)
-$100 Gift card for Nike, Adidas, or Amazon (2 winners @ $100)

✨The big WIN-WIN!! Anyone who registers and doesn’t win one of the above prizes receives a coupon for 2 FREE Hours of Handyman services from Freestone Builders

When:
Experiences will be Date of WINNERS choice, subject to availability.
Enter to Win in TWO Easy Steps:
1. Engage in this post by liking, commenting and/or SHARING!
2. Complete this Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqaeuxnwixfMGiqqsHRv3ZGZ6UU8hJQG2mLrqxGhIarhTZSw/viewform

***Giveaway closes Sunday, May 31st 11:59PM***

Winners will be drawn TUESDAY June 2nd and we will contact the winner same day!

*Please note we have had fake accounts impersonating us. We will NEVER ask for personal information like your credit card etc, so please be careful and report any fraudulent activity. We also will NOT be notifying you via comment/DM that you won.

05/06/2026

ENTER TO WIN one of 14 prizes – total value of $5,000✨
Invite your significant other for a needed retreat🧘or gather a couple of your besties for fun weekend getaway 🍷and enter to win any of the above prizes! 🏆

Giveaway Details Include:
-Cascada Spa package, Kahneeta Hot Springs Resort package, or Mt. Hood Adventure Park Adrenaline Pass for 4 (6 winners @ $500)
-Fine dining experience at Kann or Janken, Skydiving experience, Wine tasting experience, or Yeti Cooler (6 winners @ $300)
-$100 Gift card for Nike, Adidas, or Amazon (2 winners @ $100)

✨The big WIN-WIN!! Anyone who registers and doesn’t win one of the above prizes receives a coupon for 2 FREE Hours of Handyman services from Freestone Builders

When:
Experiences will be Date of WINNERS choice, subject to availability.
Enter to Win in TWO Easy Steps:
1. Engage in this post by liking, commenting and/or SHARING!
2. Complete this Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdqaeuxnwixfMGiqqsHRv3ZGZ6UU8hJQG2mLrqxGhIarhTZSw/viewform
(DM me with any questions ❤️ or if you want an easy clickable link)
***Giveaway closes Sunday, May 31st 11:59PM***

Winners will be drawn TUESDAY June 2nd and we will contact the winner same day!

*Please note we have had fake accounts impersonating us. We will NEVER ask for personal information like your credit card etc, so please be careful and report any fraudulent activity. We also will NOT be notifying you via comment/DM that you won.

04/16/2026

🏡 Just Listed in Gresham! 🏡
✨ 18010 SE Pershing Ct, Gresham, OR 97236 ✨
Looking for the perfect blend of comfort and convenience? Come see this incredible home!
✨ Light-filled living room
✨ Fenced yard & covered patio for entertaining
✨ Oversized garage & full size basement
📍 Prime location near schools, everyday essentials, and easy commuting!
This home is move-in ready and waiting for you! 🔑
👇 Schedule your private tour today! 👇
Jacob Schwartzenhauer - ⁨(503) 718-4676⁩

04/16/2026

🏡 Just Listed in Gresham! 🏡
✨ 18010 SE Pershing Ct, Gresham, OR 97236 ✨
Looking for the perfect blend of comfort and convenience? Come see this incredible home!
✨ Light-filled living room
✨ Fenced yard & covered patio for entertaining
✨ Oversized garage & full size basement
📍 Prime location near schools, everyday essentials, and easy commuting!
This home is move-in ready and waiting for you! 🔑
👇 Schedule your private tour today! 👇
Jacob Schwartzenhauer - (503) 718-4676
https://www.rmlsweb.com/v2/public/pr.asp?type=DR&CRPT2=JigzCJQUAXHxVXFNZQlRMKVdcVjIcHFUgJD0hKzBszBY04HDQIAVVsOLlEXDA0FAEw6eX0FBRkePSYpF4xwLXyLAmTlMWXy26FpiQzDzDdgh

04/12/2026

A lot of work has gone into this project. From estate auction- to prep -to getting listed!
When we started it was decades lived-in and packed.. had beds, recliners, and couches.. we narrowed it down to what was sellable and built out an auction.. after we liquidated the entire contents of the house (upstairs/basements/garage/shed) we removed old carpet/pad/tack strips and took out several plywood panels dividing the space and replace door jam in garage and remedied unsightly broken garden bed surround.. this video is the basement glow up ✨
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There is always a cost and consideration- time, money, and energy.. How much does someone have and how much will they gain? What makes sense becomes evident and the end goal is usually the same- fastest, most money, least expense, and ease of process. We strive for it all, and have to also set expectations that align with reality. It’s always a let the big picture guide while taking each day in stride or something like that.

04/11/2026

🔥 PRICE IMPROVEMENT 🔥

Here is your last chance to see it!

📍 8712 SE 41st Ave Milwaukie, OR 97222
✨ Now offered at a LOWER PRICE!

This is the one you’ve been waiting for—more value, more opportunity, and more reason to come see it in person 👀🏡

✔️ Beautiful space
✔️ Great location
✔️ Ready for its next owner

⏳ Don’t wait—homes at this price point don’t last long!

📲 DM me to schedule your private showing today!

04/06/2026

This is definitely up there with my highest eBay sales. Cool to know this piece is finding its place and leaving my shelf haha
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I’ve not been feeding eBay for like a few years now and still trickling inventory out, and this week I’ve had some heavy hitting sales which is nice. I’ve devoted most my time and attention to auctions and real estate as of late which is starting to snowball.
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Had an awesome Sunday with the work fam and then famfam. Auction pickups went great and another house closer to going on the market 😎
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