Your Agent Shane

06/05/2026

Sorry for my terrible handwriting...

06/05/2026

Over 12 million sold in May. 🏡

Grateful doesn’t even begin to cover it.

To every client who trusted us, everyone who sent a referral our way, and every member of this community who continues to support what we do, thank you.

Behind this number is a family, a move, an investment, a fresh start, and a new chapter. We don’t take that lightly.

Proud of the work. Honored by the trust. Excited for what’s next.

06/02/2026

Happy Pride Month 🌈

If you live in Webster and you're upset about the Pride flag flying at Town Hall, I'd be happy to help sell your house!

That way, you can escape all of us East Side liberals with our radical beliefs that all people should be safe, respected, and treated with dignity.

05/08/2026

Rochester home prices jumped 7.2%⬆ at the beginning of 2026... BUT we're still one of THE MOST AFFORDABLE PLACES TO BUY:

#1 best market for first-time homebuyers -Realtor.com-
#2 most affordable major city internationally -Demographia-

Let's get you a house before our prices catch up to the rest of the country...

It’s not that millennials will never own homes, it’s just that they may never be able to own them where they want to. Case in point: The town you grew up in and fought so hard to escape is the only place with homes in your price range.

Just heartbreaking.

Although you worked so hard to get good grades in high school, saved money by attending community college for two years before transferring to a state university, and landed a solid job in your dream city, ultimately, after 15 years out of your parents’ house, the only homes in your price range are back in the podunk town where you were raised.

And sure, there are other affordable homes in other equivalent podunk towns, but it’s pretty depressing that your hard work has merely led you back to a place with nothing but a 7-11, two dive bars, and an opioid crisis. If only you’d known that to really make something for yourself, your one option was to go into finance. But would business school even be worth it now? What with AI…? And everything?

Oh, who knows? (Certainly not you.)

There’s a pretty nice-looking place on Zillow up for sale, not too far down the street from your parents. Three bedrooms, a little yard, a laundry machine. Yes, buying it would mean you failed, but something about it remains compelling. Most tragically, you could’ve saved about half the cost if you’d just bought it during the pandemic when your mom first sent you the link.

Damn. If only you’d known to give up by then.

So what will you do? Should you just keep renting in the city where you’re basically watching your money burn? Or should you move back home, buy property, and just get addicted to opioids? Sound off below!

04/18/2026

Looks like at least another week of free home valuations...

04/17/2026

So I've got openings for a few new buyer clients...

04/15/2026

Further proof I get to work with the best couples. Notes like this mean everything

I never take it for granted that people trust me with the music and flow of one of the BEST days of their lives.

I’m heading into year 8 with Encore Events. Can’t wait to party with you!

04/02/2026

It was already insanely difficult for veterans to get a home with a VA loan... Now they’re pulling the rug out from under the few who got one and trusted the system to help them keep it.

Foreclosures on VA loans are at their highest level in a decade. VA has a fix but it is months away and could still leave vets worse off than most other homeowners.

03/26/2026

Call your aunt in Perinton. She just got reassessed and is spiraling.

If she wants to fight the taxman, I am here to help.

03/04/2026

Now offering all real estate clients: "The Paparazzi Package"

I could show up to your open house with Wegmans cookies and some lukewarm cider... OR I could bring Tony friggin' Stark.

If you want your listing to be the talk of Rochester, you need a spectacle. Introducing The Paparazzi Package, the ultimate marketing tool that leverages Western NY's BEST impersonator talent.

Picture this:
You’re a potential buyer touring the master suite when a trio of guys that vaguely look like Elvis hip-swings through the door. It’s pretty tough for a buyer to say "this kitchen feels small" when Mini Trump is holding court at the island, talking about which appliances he’s going to plate in 24k gold.

It’s bold, it’s memorable, and best of all? It all comes out of my end of the commission.