06/17/2026
Three things that give me the ick in real estate:
iPhone listing photos. You've spent 20 years loving this home. It deserves more than a dark, blurry shot taken in portrait mode on someone's phone.
"Won't last long" in the MLS description. When the listing has been sitting for 90 days. The data is right there.
"Your home is your biggest investment." It's not. It's where you raised your family. Where your life happens. Treating it like a stock portfolio leads to bad decisions.
You're not just selling a house. You're making one of the biggest transitions of your life. The agent you choose matters.
Follow along if you want the no-BS version of what this process actually looks like.