06/15/2026
🚨 WARNING: DO NOT HIRE JLD REALTY GROUP LLC!!! 🚨 😂😂😂😂😂. PLEASE SHARE
John and Lani have absolutely no concept of “normal business hours.” 🤦♀️
You’ll send a text at 8:00 PM and somehow get a response before you’ve even put your phone down. 📱
You’ll call on a Sunday.
They’ll answer.
You’ll call on a holiday.
They’ll answer.
You’ll call while they’re at a community event, church function, movie night, or somewhere with their family…
Yep. They’ll probably still answer. 😆
They’ll tell you not to stress about getting your house ready for photos…
Then they’ll show up with cleaning supplies, moving boxes, staging ideas, and a list of things they can help with. 🏡
They’ll move furniture.
Straighten pillows.
Hide dog bowls.
Adjust decorations.
Before you know it, they’re helping you prep your home like it’s their own. 🤷♀️
You’ll think you’re hiring one Realtor…
Then realize you’re getting TWO. 👏
Need a second opinion?
You’ve got it.
Need someone to answer a question?
You’ve got two people available.
Need help negotiating?
You’ve got an entire team working for you.
It’s honestly a little unfair to the competition. 😜
They’ll celebrate with you when you’re under contract.
They’ll worry with you when things get stressful.
They’ll cheer louder than anyone when you get to closing day. 🎉
Somewhere along the way, they’ll stop feeling like your Realtors and start feeling like friends.
It’s weird. 😅
They’ll remember your kids’ names.
They’ll ask how your new job is going.
They’ll check in long after closing.
And somehow you’ll still see them around town at community events, movie nights, church functions, and local gatherings. ❤️
They’re passionate about helping people, love this community, and genuinely care about the families they serve.
So proceed with caution. ⚠️
Because hiring JLD Realty Group may result in:
✔️ Exceptional communication
✔️ Honest advice
✔️ A smoother transaction
✔️ Less stress
✔️ A few laughs
✔️ And possibly some lifelong friends
You have been warned. 😎
📍Navarre, Florida
🏡 JLD Realty Group LLC
“Just Live the Dream”