07/17/2026
Before You Move To Houston, Texas 🤘🏾😂
🤘🏾Traffic don’t care if you late… leave EARLY. 🤦🏾♀️
🤘🏾 If somebody ask where you at, just say “I’m stuck on 45.” 😭
🤘🏾Rent ain’t cheap no more… be ready for $1,700-$2,500+ depending on the area. 💸
🤘🏾You might need first month’s rent, deposits, admin fees, AND 3x the rent and a lil scamming on the side in income just to get approved. 😩
🤘🏾H-E-B is a lifestyle, not just a grocery store. 🛒😂
🤘🏾Buc-ee’s ain’t a gas station… it’s a tourist attraction. ⛽🐿️
🤘🏾 The weather got multiple personalities. It’ll be 98° at lunch and flooding by dinner. 🌞🌧️
🤘🏾Hurricane season? Keep snacks, water, and a phone charger ready. 🌪️
🤘🏾 If you ain’t got toll money… enjoy the scenic route. 😂
🤘🏾The Altimas with paper plates? Give ’em plenty of space. 😭
🤘🏾Everybody know somebody that sell plates, lashes, seafood plates, or T-shirts. 🤣
🤘🏾Houston got food from EVERY culture… come hungry. 🍗🌮🍜
🤘🏾The rodeo is basically a city holiday. 🤠🐂
🤘🏾Don’t underestimate mosquitoes… they built different. 🦟😂
🤘🏾If somebody say they “30 minutes away”… expect an hour. 😅
🤘🏾Swangas, slabs, and candy paint are part of the culture. 🚗✨
🤘🏾Parking downtown will cost you your lunch money. 🅿️💸
🤘🏾If you’re moving here, have some savings. Keys to an apartment can easily cost a few thousand dollars upfront. 💰🔑
🤘🏾Flooding is real. Check the flood history before signing a lease. 🌊
🤘🏾Welcome to H-Town… where we complain about the heat but still wear hoodies. 🤘🏾🤣
🤘🏾Brunch is the new club time
🤘🏾Nobody can drive when it’s raining
What did I miss? Houston neighbors, add yours below! 😂👇🏾